zero calories


There are certain mysterious things that capture the observer’s eye. When I catch the train into town I am usually surrounded by people reading gossip magazines and trashy novels. Then there was one morning when the man sitting next to me was reading Proust. He was wearing khaki shorts, a ‘wife-beater’ singlet top and he had hairy arms, but there he sat reading one of the greatest philosophers of the western world. I didn’t understand him, but I could not take my eyes off him.
Unfortunately this advertisement does not have the same effect on me. The graphics are dark, too dark, and although the wall paper is nice, I don’t know what’s on show.
I assume it’s some kind of dietary supplement that has ‘zero calories’ and that it will give you a potbelly- maybe?
But I’m not going to buy this product, because I don’t want a potbelly, unless it’s from a nice glass of beer on a hot day. And I want calories, because if I wanted to lose weight, I’d go for a run, not eat ambiguously marketed products.
Sorry, this one just doesn’t quite do it for me.
Also, just on a side note, while I have your attention. I’ve read a few papers written by Associate Professor Gareth Denyer who is a metabolic biochemist. He is a strong believer in the fact that you can’t lose weight without putting in effort. So seriously, products like these are probably worse for you than they are good. If I were you I’d choose not eat crappy food that promises you ‘zero calories’ (although, probably a whole heap of sugar that burns quicker, but means that you don’t burn the stored fat in your body) and just eat equally as yummy, but much healthier food.
Advertising Agency: Diamond Ogilvy, Seoul, Korea
Creative Directors: Justin Huh, Junho Jang
Art Directors: Hyunjun Choi, Heejung Choi, Sungho Bae, Yoori Ahn
Copywriter: Yunna Lee
Photographer: Yunhee Choi
Chief Creative Officer: Wain Choi
Published: November 2008





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