All women? Really…?

Have you ever considered it may be your insecurity and your lack of confidence that makes you unattractive?

Just a thought…

The ‘fail’ stamp intrigued me, I read the tag line (‘up your game’) and I got it. This deodorant will make me attractive to women who previously wouldn’t have given me the time of day (you know, if I were a man and not a woman, but who knows? Maybe the stuff’s so good it’ll work for me all the same.)

It’s basically an upscale version of all those damn Lynx ads: http://www.lynxeffect.co.nz/

What did confuse me is the last one, and not just because I can see the shaved *ahem* of the facing model. It confused me because it left me wondering if the reason the ‘protagonist’ has failed with these two women is perhaps because they prefer each others company?

So, if you use this deodorant it will make lesbians what exactly? Not fail?

PS, there is something very wrong with the faces of these women, lines above their mouths and strange cheekbones. I suppose the fake bazooms and flat stomachs are supposed to attract the eyes away from that. The prettiest, and most attractive, models I have ever seen are the ones in Yarn magazines. Clean, dressed, usually with pink cheeks and wind-blown hair.

(I often have wondered why most males I know prefer the female who will most quickly show the most, and then will get violent and angry when the female continues to do so after they form a relationship.)

PPS, I realize my view may be strange, but just to let you know what some males think.